assistirfilmes Chapter 28: Plucking the Demon’s Feather
Chapter 28: Plucking the Demon’s Feather
Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Plucking the Demon’s Feather
How do I pluck the feathers off a demon chicken without, you know, dying horrifically?
Answer: Haha, I don't.(^▽^)
Okay, hear me out. My plan? Use myself as bait.
Yes, you read that right. A tiny, helpless monster against a giant, snake-tailed murder chicken that wants to turn me into its personal chew toy.
Brilliant plan, isn't it? Hahaha... I'm so dead.(╥_╥)
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As I crouched behind a bush, staring at the clucking monstrosity pecking at the ground, I tried to psych myself up.
"Alright, Aria," I whispered to myself. "You've survived for three months with Grumpy and the others. If you can survive them, you can survive this."
The chicken suddenly stopped pecking and turned its head, as if it heard me.
"...Right?" I added nervously.
The cockatrice squawked, its tail hissing ominously.
Yep. I was going to die. Goodbye, cruel second world.
Goodbye, Grumpy.
Goodbye, Scarface.@@@@
Goodbye, slightly improved cave I'll never get to sleep in.
Maybe in another life I'll see you all again...
No, wait. I can do this! I have to do this! This is for the camp. For armor! For—
The cockatrice turned fully in my direction.
Panic set in. Okay, less motivational speech, more running for your life.
(((」゚ロ゚)」
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I bolted out of the bush like my tail was on fire, waving my arms to get the chicken's attention.
"Hey, you big feathered snake! Over here!"
The cockatrice blinked at me for a moment before letting out a bone-chilling screech. It charged, talons scraping the ground and tail whipping behind it like some medieval horror movie villain.
Perfect, I thought. Now all I have to do is not die.
I darted left, then right, zigzagging through the trees like a drunk lunatic.
The cockatrice followed, barreling through bushes and snapping branches as it came.
"Why the heck are you so fast?!" I yelled over my shoulder, this is unfair. Why is it huge and FAST?!
Pop!
The final feather came loose.
"Ha! Got 'em!" I shouted, holding it up like a trophy(≧∇≦)/
The cockatrice hissed again, looking like it wanted to murder me and my entire bloodline. Too bad for it, that wont be happening, Hahahaha o(^▽^)o
"Alright, alright, I'm leaving," I said, stuffing the feather into my satchel. "Enjoy your hole, you angry feathered chicken-snake."
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By the time I stumbled back to the kobold village, I was exhausted, covered in dirt, and clutching three cockatrice feathers like they were the holy grail.
The kobold blacksmith raised an eyebrow as I approached.
"Well, well," she said, crossing her arms. "Didn't think you'd actually survive."
"Neither did I," I admitted, dropping the feathers onto her workbench. "But here they are. Three feathers, as requested."
She inspected them, her sharp eyes glinting with approval.
"Not bad, little merchant. Not bad at all."
"Does this mean we have a deal?" I asked hopefully.
She smirked. "We'll see. First, let's see if you can survive the next task."
"Next task?!"
The kobold just grinned, and I groaned.
"Why do I feel like I'm going to regret this?"
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System Prompt:
Quest Completed: Chicken Run
Reward: Temporary Kobold Respect (very temporary).
New Quest Acquired: Prove Your Worth (Again)
Difficulty: Still doomed.
"Great," I muttered. "This is my life now. Running errands for smug kobolds and fighting demon chickens."
And yet, despite everything, I couldn't help but feel a tiny spark of pride.
I'd survived. I'd won. And maybe, just maybe, I was starting to figure out how to handle this crazy new world.
Or at least how to avoid getting eaten by giant chickens.
Speaking of which, I wonder how Scarface and the others are doing?