assistirfilmes Chapter 128 has been screenshotted and forwarded!
Chapter 128 has been screenshotted and forwarded!
Looking further to the left, two seats away, a girl was using a phone stand to prop up her phone and posing for the screen... It wasn't a selfie; she was live-streaming.
She winked at the phone camera and whispered in that cloyingly sweet, bubblegum voice:
"Thank you 'Lonely Wolf' for the little star~ Family, the streamer is currently in class and can't talk, so I can only stream secretly for a little while~ If you want to watch, type '1'~"
Shen Li almost lost her composure.
Holy crap?! A live stream during a college student ethics class? This lady, are you just using Professor Qin's class as background noise?
Do your "family members" know that the course you are listening to is about "worldview and values"?
This scene is so damn surreal... On one side of the screen, Teacher Qin is slowly talking about "the value of life," while on the other side, the audience is frantically sending gifts.
What is "value pluralism"? This is what value pluralism is!
Looking further back, in the corner huddled a boy wearing headphones, his phone horizontally, his hands frantically swiping... playing a game.
He was playing with incredible focus, muttering to himself, "Mid lane! Mid lane! Jungler, gank! Flash! Flash! Holy crap, do you even know how to play?!"
Although he lowered his voice, the people sitting in the two rows next to him could hear him clearly.
That gritted-teeth expression was strikingly similar to the guy Shen Li had seen in film history class who Mu Yuan had teased about "not being able to beat even a human or a machine."
Shen Li's overall assessment: This class was practically a "Beijing Film Academy's Most Bizarre Behavior Awards," far more entertaining than a Spring Festival Gala skit.
Open the "Film City Extras Daily Pay Group 1" on your phone.
Goodness, this broken group is like a perpetual motion machine, refreshing from morning till night, with 999+ messages always.
With her fingers flying upwards, Shen Li's eyes scanned like a scanner as she began today's "intelligence gathering."
The first thing that made him stop was the announcement issued by "Sister Hua"...
"Urgent! This afternoon, the Qing Dynasty palace drama 'The Legend of Consort Ru' is recruiting 8 female extras to play palace maids. Requirements: Height 160-168cm, dignified appearance, those with a fair complexion will be given preference! Daily pay 180 RMB, lunch provided."
Special note: The director recently watched the final cut and said that some of the palace maids in the earlier shots still had pointed chins, making them look like cones on camera. He wants them reshot! Round faces!!! I'll say it again… round faces!!! Anyone who sends me another picture of a snake-like face, I'll block them immediately!!!
The crowd below instantly erupted in chaos.
"Sister Hua is awesome!! Round faces can finally be eaten as food!!"
"Sister Hua! Last time you said my round face looked auspicious! [Photo]"
"Sister Hua, I gained five pounds specifically to get this round face, and my mom almost doesn't recognize me anymore!"
"Sister Hua, all the girls with oval faces have started eating steamed buns to gain weight, hahaha!"
Sister Hua sent another voice message. Shen Li listened to it and almost burst out laughing...
"What do you mean by gaining weight? I'm going to make your faces round, not swollen! A round face is a natural beauty, a good bone structure, a face like a silver platter! What you have is called edema, it's called indigestion from overeating, it's called sneaking instant noodles in the middle of the night without wiping your mouth! Two completely different things!"
Shen Li laughed so hard her shoulders shook.
This woman's obsession with "round face" has reached an extreme level.
However, this "round-face politics" is quite successful... A group of over four hundred people has been divided into factional struggles between the "round-face camp" and the "pointed-face camp".
Last time, a girl with an oval face took the job from someone with a round face, and Sister Hua kicked her out of the group on the spot because she was "unlucky for her master".
From then on, the girls with oval faces never dared to utter a sound under Sister Hua's announcements again.
Shen Li was about to continue scrolling down when she suddenly saw that "Sister Dong" had also posted a notice...
"Tomorrow morning, we are recruiting 5 female extras for the period drama 'Shanghai 1937,' to play dancers at the Paramount Ballroom. Requirements: good figure, able to wear a cheongsam, and able to dance. Daily pay is 200 RMB, including a boxed lunch (today's boxed lunch is twice-cooked pork + garlic broccoli + rice, and the soup is winter melon and pork ribs. I tasted it, and the twice-cooked pork was dry and fragrant, so it's good).
By the way, does anyone have any of those old-fashioned hair clips? You know, the kind that dancers from the Republican era wore in their hair, the ones with rhinestones. The props team provided several, but they're all rusted and unusable. If anyone has any at home or knows where I can borrow some, please let me know, and I'll treat you to some plum juice.
The replies below were as down-to-earth as ever, like chatting with an old lady in a hutong (alleyway)...
"Sister Dong! My grandma has one! She's in Miyun! I'll call her right now!"
"Sister Dong, how about on Taobao? Search for 'Retro Republic of China hair clips,' they're fifteen yuan a pair."
Sister Dong replied quickly:
"@Axiang, I looked at that one on Taobao, it's plastic, and it reflects light when the light shines on it, so it won't work. I need the old-fashioned kind, with a metal base and rhinestones. @Yuanyuan, could you take a picture of that one and send it to me if it's convenient? If it's suitable, I'll reimburse your travel expenses."
Shen Li looked at this reply. This Sister Dong was concerned about everything, from the brooch on her cheongsam to the hair clip in her hair, from the meat and vegetable combination of her boxed lunches to whether there was heating on set.
Scrolling down, I suddenly noticed that "Brother Jian" had posted a new announcement...
"The day after tomorrow morning, the period martial arts drama 'Sword Rain Jianghu' needs a male stunt double to perform a wire stunt scene where the male actor falls off a cliff. Requirements: Male, around 175cm tall, lean build, with wire stunt experience, and not afraid of heights. Daily wage is 800 RMB, with an additional 200 RMB for dangerous stunts."
Special note: This scene's landing point is a gravel beach. I had an argument with the action choreographer, demanding a change of landing point and the use of protective mats. The choreographer said there wasn't enough budget, and I said if there wasn't enough, it should be deducted from my salary. I'll go and supervise them to make the changes tomorrow, and we'll film it only after it's fixed. Whoever wants to film it can film it; the people under Brother Jian's command value their lives more than the film itself.
The comments section below was filled with praise such as "Brother Jian is awesome," "Brother Jian, I'm a newbie, but after reading your words I want to follow you," and "Brother Jian, with your words, I'll go tomorrow."
Shen Li stared at the words "life is more precious than acting" and added another label to Jian Ge's name: stubborn but soft-hearted, and fiercely protective of his own.
This rugged and bold martial arts leader is ruthless when he posts videos to confront people, but when it comes to matters of life and death, he is tougher than anyone else.
As he continued scrolling down, he suddenly saw a message that made him raise an eyebrow... "Hengdian Street Scoundrels' Daily Scoop is Here Again."
"Today's Warning: Warning! Warning! Warning! A certain assistant director, surnamed Sun, wears glasses, is bald, and drives a white BYD with license plate number 京XXXXXX."
This person has been active in Zone C lately, specifically targeting new female extras. His modus operandi is: first, he'll compliment you, saying "You're got good looks and potential," and then he'll say, "Come to my room tonight, I'll give you some pointers on the script."
Ladies, take note... His 'charade' has been going on since last year and it's still going strong! Two girls have already been scammed. One was tricked into posting his photos everywhere, and the other was fooled into signing an 'agency contract' with a penalty of 80,000 yuan for breach of contract!
"Everyone, snap out of it! If you run into this guy, don't hesitate, just run! Run as far as you can!"
The crowd below instantly erupted in chaos.
"Holy crap! That bald guy surnamed Sun? Isn't he the one who was camping out outside the steamed bun shop with the extras in Zone C last time? He looks pretty refined with those wire-rimmed glasses, but his eyes are actually darting around!"
"Thanks, Street Wanderer! I've taken a screenshot and forwarded it!"