Chapter 10 Unexpectedly, the amount of congee in our club is quite...
Chapter 10 Unexpectedly, the amount of congee in our club is quite...
"Ha..." Chen Chen opened his eyes, wiped away his tears, and adjusted his breathing. "It's okay, I will never fall down. Kugou is still rampaging, and Zhoupi is still taking advantage of me. I still have things to do. If I have to fall down, I will never fall down at this time."
As he spoke, he raised his head: "Here, I must thank my childhood friend Lin Jianlu. It was she who helped me escape the trap of smelly feet yesterday and also helped me find a way to get rid of the porridge attack!"
"What's the solution?" the crowd asked, rushing closer.
Chen Chen glanced at everyone and slowly asked, "Don't you all think that our anime club, which calls itself a shogi club, is currently lacking a real shogi master to lead it?"
"oh!!"
Upon hearing this, everyone instantly saw the light and understood!
After exposing the scoundrels' evil plan, the vice president solemnly pointed out that the shogi club must have shogi masters!
"Why doesn't our shogi club have any shogi masters?!"
The group sat around the vice president, like children listening to their grandfather tell a story, their bright, shining eyes filled with curiosity, eager to hear what he had to say!
"The reason is simple," Chen Chen said slowly, "because if there were truly skilled shogi players, it would affect the overall development of shogi in the country, and the police would arrest us all!"
Oh, that makes so much sense, there's no way to refute it!
"But things are different now!" Chen Chen continued, "Although I was bewitched by her yesterday, after thinking about it carefully, Cheng Xiuxiu, with her lovely temperament, soft voice, magnificent appearance, and superb chess skills, is undoubtedly a one-in-a-million folk chess master!"
"Oh oh oh!!!" Upon hearing this, everyone cheered in unison!
"Looking at it this way, it's normal that I was attracted to her superb chess skills. After all, she's a top-level player!" Chen Chen looked up at the illustration of the ○ God posted in the activity room, his eyes filled with fascination. "I remember... I really remember... The first time I saw Ke Qing, the first time I saw Qi Qi, the happiness I felt then was exactly the same as this time!"
He lowered his head and scanned the crowd: "But don't forget, even if a master's chess skills bring immense happiness, it stems from the master's wisdom, not from their good looks. Liking good looks is wrong; only the master's skill, only skill, is always right!"
All the members hurriedly lowered their heads, took out their notebooks, and wrote down this thought-provoking quote from the vice president!
"So I thought..." This young man, whose forehead was already lined with three wrinkles due to a host of internal and external troubles, now had a rare blush on his cheeks.
"I think, perhaps because this is the first time I've felt this kind of flutter in real life, I must have completely fallen in love with Cheng Xiuxiu..."
But as soon as these words were spoken, everyone's expression changed:
"Vice President, are you going to pursue your love?"
"Are you abandoning us? No! If we lose your leadership, we will definitely..."
"Aaaaaah, Vice President, no! No! This is too painful! This is too painful! Why are you abandoning us like this...?"
Upon hearing this news, everyone was filled with grief and despair.
"Sigh..." Chen Chen sighed, a smile playing on his lips, seeing everyone so sad.
"I never imagined everyone had such deep feelings for me. Now I have another reason to stay by your side..."
"Huh?" The crowd, who were crying with tears streaming down their faces, suddenly paused and turned their gazes to Chen Chen.
"I will not leave. I will not do anything that would cause the club to decline. This is my original intention as the vice president."
He glanced around at everyone present, placed his hand on his chest, and stated his thoughts with a sense of responsibility that seemed to say, "But I also have to pursue her!"
"Because my idea is that I must bring this great expert into the club, to use her cuteness to completely cleanse the bad habit of liking smelly feet, and to make her the new symbol of our club!"
"Ah... the vice president... he really... I'm going to cry!"
"Even if you fall in love, you can't let go of our club? Vice President! You bastard..."
But Chen Chen wasn't as emotional as the other club members; he simply shook his head calmly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't be too quick to be moved. As Diluc once said, 'Before dawn, someone must light a little in the darkness.' The foot fetish virus is still lingering, and we are still constantly threatened with becoming foot fetishists. We must not lose our vigilance and precautions!"
"rational!!"
Everyone agreed!
"Therefore, I propose that from this day forward until Cheng Xiuxiu joins the anime club, our anime club will be under strict restrictions. We will not be allowed to post comics or images that are not 'comics' or 'comics'. Furthermore, girls who do cosplay are not allowed to publicly post their cosplay or images that are not 'comics' or 'comics'."
"Although these regulations are somewhat strict, I believe they are a necessary sacrifice in this critical situation. I hope everyone understands the difficulties the organization is facing, and will act cautiously and take precautions during this time!"
Chen Chen glanced at everyone and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Alright, I've finished speaking. That's all. Who supports it? Who opposes it?"
"I object!" Shoko Fongkawa suddenly raised her hand.
"You ban porridge and * (likely referring to a type of food), how am I supposed to cosplay Xiangzi? How am I supposed to film a big banana? Xiangzi is a super-sized cup, don't ignore the prestige of a super-sized cup!"
Upon hearing this, everyone turned their heads and stared at her, their eyes darkening...
Upon seeing this, Fengchuan Xiangzi panicked, her shoulders hunched, and her voice trembling, "W-what? Did I say something wrong?"
She guessed that this was because she had publicly opposed the vice president, which had displeased them.
The next sound quickly answered her question—
"Bullshit! When did Xiangzi become a 'super-sized' cup? Even 'super-sized' is a stretch!"
"Yeah! I believe in Blood Wolf, the extra-large cup."
"A bunch of people with no game sense! They've already reached the top and they're still talking about the Super Cup. Xiangzi is one of the Golden Twelve, I carry him every single game!"
「啊哈哈哈,给我这个三技能dph1923总伤199971dps7999fever期间总伤161515合计361486的名门大小姐整笑了……」
"Ahhhh, Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan ●█▀█▄Saki-chan…"
The entire activity room instantly transformed into a chaotic marketplace, with people arguing, shouting, pressing calculators, taking action, opening games on their phones to test damage, and even a little glutton pulling out their phone to review another episode of Abe's Chicken Card.
Chen Chen was left lying helplessly in his place, his face full of sorrow, as if the noise of the world had nothing to do with him anymore.
"I never imagined that the level of 'porridge poop' in our club had developed to this extent..."
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