assistirfilmes Chapter 513 Crap Pool
Chapter 513 Crap Pool
chapter 513 crap pool
translator: borntobe
“boss, are you sure about this? don’t you think this is a bit too vicious?”
“don’t spout such rubbish. if we just continue like this, we’ll be toyed with to death. our time is our lives, and wasting our time is equivalent to killing us. this time, we must make a big move. so shut up and keep digging.”
long chen and guo ran were underground, wielding shovels and digging a tunnel with all their might. but they had to make sure to keep the noise to a minimum.
“boss, this is a bit wicked. why would you want to do it in the middle of the day?” guo ran asked while digging.
“aren’t you still spouting nonsense? haven’t you heard of a certain phrase, those who commit wicked deeds will be found out sooner or later? so i decided to just do this during the day.
“don’t bother with those useless details. don’t you realize zhou qifeng is up to something? there’s definitely a reason he declared there wouldn’t be any drilling today.
“have you prepared everything i asked you to do? this is extremely important,” asked long chen gravely.
“don’t worry boss, when have i ever let you down? the goods have all been prepared. although it’s not completely full, it’s almost there. it can definitely drown a person.
“boss, this time you really were a conner. the toxins from over three hundred people, the splashing liquid... that scent...” guo ran almost vomited.
“ugh, don’t describe it so much. are you trying to disgust me? looks like you’ll need to train for a few more years!” long chen rolled his eyes.
he just knew guo ran felt a bit wronged and wanted to disgust him to even it out.
after all, long chen had been the plotter, but guo ran had been the one to carry it out. to display his emotions to his brothers, he had no choice but to use himself as a demonstration. despite knowing there was something in the wine, he had still drunk it.
“but boss, after this detox, i feel like my mind is much clearer, like i’ve completely transformed,” said guo ran.
“of course. because cultivators consume too many medicinal pills, a large amount of pill toxins accumulate in their bodies. that’s an even bigger problem for us since we come from more humble origins than those other geniuses. the medicinal pills we use are usually of lower quality, which increases the concentration of pill toxins. the amount of pill toxins we accumulated was too great, and if we still didn’t expel it, it would have sunk into our bones and then infected our souls, becoming completely unextractable,” said long chen.
during this time, they had been consuming medicinal pills as fast as they could. long chen had noticed the pill toxins in their bodies had begun to grow to threatening levels and needed to be expelled.
the two of them dug for over two hours, creating a huge, circular cave. long chen appraised it and said, “it’s about the right size. go set up the mechanism above.”
when long chen and guo ran returned aboveground, the sky had already darkened. the work had taken several more hours, however, everything would definitely be very worth it.
...
another tiring day came. the entire monastery was enveloped with a strange atmosphere.
each day, they would have to constantly ‘train’ in order to establish a sturdy ‘foundation’. that exhausted everyone, and they had no energy to cultivate.
by now, everyone in the monastery was well aware that zhou qifeng was deliberately making things hard on them, making it impossible for them to cultivate.
originally, he had planned on cutting off their monthly stipends to slow down their cultivation speed, but that plan had been ruined by a smash of long chen’s sledgehammer.
the others didn’t even know what was happening. but that stench was just too disgusting, and they all crazily ran while holding their breaths.
“save- arg!”
zhou qifeng didn’t know what was down below, but as a neat-freak, he couldn’t be touched with dust. he called out for someone to save him, but before he could, he fell into the ‘water’, gulping down a mouthful of it.
when he saw the yellow and green liquid around him and smelled the stench that could make a person go crazy, zhou qifeng’s eyes rolled into the back of his head and he directly fainted.
he might be a xiantian expert, but he had no fighting experience. furthermore, he had extremely severe mysophobia. he was surrounded by his nightmare.
as for the other experts, they weren’t much better off than him. they were just servants, and their training had been severely lacking. they had never run into such a situation.
falling into the crap pool, many of them ended up drinking a few mouthfuls in their panic before crawling out.
“where’s the sect leader?!”
they had crawled out, their bodies stuck with some sticky residue, and it was unclear who was who. but after a while, they finally realized the sect leader wasn’t amongst them.
“he’s still down below! we have to save him!”
it went without saying that although they didn’t meet the standard as experts, they were pretty good servants. they jumped their way into the crap pool to save their master. however, it took them an incense stick’s worth of time to dig him out.
“long chen, this wasn’t done by you, right?” tu fang looked at that scene from a distance, feeling numb.
the first thing they had seen once they had fled far enough was those meridian opening ‘experts’ crawling out of the crap pool and then jumping back in.
even from a mile away, they could still smell that foul stench. that stench made them dizzy, and there seemed to be toxins within it.
how could there not be toxins in it? the dragonblood legion’s warriors had all expelled these toxins. when they saw their self-made products had actually been put to use, they almost cried out.
“don’t falsely accuse a good person. am i, long chen, such a person? who knows, perhaps this is some new training method they came up with.” long chen decided not to admit it.
it wasn’t that he didn’t trust tu fang, but that everyone within the monastery had been gathered here. who knew whether there would be someone to inform against him? safety should still be his first priority. it was fine as long as he just laughed inside. sometimes feeling happy just inside was an extremely good feeling.
tu fang looked at long chen, and then to zhou qifeng, who was still unconscious. looking at the meridian opening elders' panic, he couldn’t help sighing inside: they could have decided to target anyone, but they had decided to target long chen. they were definitely looking to die, to dye themselves with crap.
“long chen, this matter...” started tu fang worriedly.
“does this matter have anything to do with me? we’ve only just taken over this monastery, and who knows what mechanisms are present here. if there’s a problem, they should go find the old owners of the first monastery. they can investigate them. in any case, i don’t know anything,” said long chen.
he had long since thought of this way out. although the mechanism had been set up by him and guo ran, as long as he refused to admit anything, what could anyone do to him? where was the proof?
“they’re leaving!” cried out some people. everyone hastily looked to see the few of them carrying zhou qifeng and rushing toward a transportation formation.
long chen laughed. “now we can finally get some peace.”