The Bootlicking Antagonist Only Wants to Survive, but the Female Lead Refuses to Follow the Usual Plot

Chapter 282 Don’t forget, Grandma is a woman

Chapter 282 Don’t forget, Grandma is a woman

"Compete, compete, compete... compete with what?"

Lu Chengwen stammered.

If this were in the city, in Snow City, and the competition was about chasing girls, these two brothers tied together wouldn't even be his match.

He wouldn't need anything; just one word, "Lu Chengwen is looking for a girlfriend," and you'd see.

Countless beautiful women would come, all dressed in glamorous, seductive, enchanting, and fashionable styles to audition.

He could even find four mentors to score them, and then select the first, second, and third place winners.

But here, how do you compete?

The girls here are from the martial world, they care about martial skills, ability, character, sect, and apprenticeship...

They even care if your martial aspirations align with theirs.

These aspects are exactly what he lacks the most.

Lu Chengwen decided to take the initiative: "If we're competing for girls, I choose Luo Shiyin!"

Luo Shiyin froze for a moment and felt some joy: "I was chosen!"

Then she suddenly felt cheap.

What's so happy about that? Being chosen by him... Is there any good in that?

In front of so many people... I will kill you sooner or later!

She then frowned and glared at Lu Chengwen, making him feel quite awkward.

Long Aotian glanced at them and thought: "Good choice, Junior Brother, you've chosen a treasure! Haha, I hope you can handle the colorful phantom flower pupils later!"

Long Aotian quickly pointed at Qi Meishao: "Then I choose Qi Meishao!"

Qi Meishao was somewhat shy, but also a bit happy.

Zhao Ritian was surprised, are they already choosing two?

He quickly pointed at Pan Meifeng: "Then I choose..."

Zhao Ritian froze.

What the hell am I choosing!?

Am I playing?

Do I even have a choice left?

Pan Meifeng glared at them: "You're not supposed to choose; I have a few questions I want to ask you."

All three of them sighed in relief.

Luo Shiyin was a bit disappointed.

Pan Meifeng sighed and looked at the ground: "First question, should a man have three wives and four concubines?"

"Haha!" Zhao Ritian said: "Of course! Having a harem is a sign of a man's success! Only strong men deserve to be surrounded by beautiful women, only they are worthy of enjoying such happiness! As the saying goes, beauties love heroes, haha!"

"I think, I'm a hero!"

Pan Meifeng punched him, and Zhao Ritian crouched down, covering his eyes: "Did I say something wrong?"

Pan Meifeng looked at Long Aotian.

Long Aotian felt he understood.

"Of course not! A good man should be loyal to one woman! True love should be to love only one person for life! To cherish only one person for life! To desire only one person for life! For life..."

"I think, I'm a good man! A good man is me!"

Pan Meifeng punched him again, and Long Aotian crouched down, covering his eyes: "Does it hurt that much? I think I'm blind!"

Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen, and in her murky eyes, there was faintly a trace of expectation.

Lu Chengwen felt awkward: "Uh..."

Zhao Ritian said: "Say it! Say it! Hurry!"

Long Aotian also urged: "Junior Brother, it's just one punch, hurry up!"

Lu Chengwen's face was downcast: "I don't know."

Pan Meifeng's eyes widened: "You don't know!? You're his disciple! How can you not know!?"

Lu Chengwen hesitated and said:

"I think Senior Brother is right, but what Zhao Ritian said isn't wrong either."

"What do you mean?"

Lu Chengwen said: "Master..."

"Can't we fight for the country with our wives?"

The two of them immediately widened their panda eyes.

What the hell!

Isn't it supposed to be a choice between the two?

Lu Chengwen said, "It's great! Many accomplished people have a good wife."

Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly. "But he said he was afraid I'd get hurt, afraid to drag me down, and afraid he couldn't protect me, so he wanted to leave me..."

Lu Chengwen said, "He should've asked if you were willing."

Pan Meifeng looked at Lu Chengwen. "You're right, he never asked. He made the decision for me. He thought he was being noble, thinking it was for my own good, but what about me? What do I do?"

Lu Chengwen looked at Pan Meifeng. "Sometimes, men just don't know what the right thing to do is."

"All men are self-righteous fools!"

Lu Chengwen sighed. "But aren't women also foolishly infatuated?"

Pan Meifeng smiled bitterly and took out the last large meteorite ice crystal. "Here, take it."

"Wait a minute!"

Zhao Ritian couldn't stand it anymore.

He suddenly stood up, his panda eyes wide open.

"Senior! It's not that I'm dissatisfied! Alright, I'm dissatisfied!"

"Since yesterday, you've been favoring Lu Chengwen. Everything he says sounds good, and everything he does is right! I won't even mention that!"

"Let's talk about these three competitions. Which one of them was fair, just, and open?"

"The first one was about talent! It's obvious to anyone with eyes that Long Aotian and I have talents that can crush Lu Chengwen by eight hundred streets!"

"What talent does he have? He's just good at flattering! A regular, mediocre true qi, and it's even pitifully weak! Compared to us, it's like the difference between a bad student and a top student! If this were school, he'd have to sit in the last row!"

"And you! Because he said one extra sentence, he doesn't need to be castrated. We almost got castrated because we asked one fewer question! I want to ask you, where's the fairness? Where's the justice?"

Pan Meifeng looked at Zhao Ritian. "I'm the judge. I think he has more talent than you. If you wanted to judge, what would I be here for?"

"You didn't have fairness or justice either!" Zhao Ritian said, excited. "How can the competitors be convinced? Let's talk about the second competition, a three-way battle! He just used his mouth, while the two of us were fighting like idiots, and he won again! Is that reasonable?"

Pan Meifeng said, "Fighting isn't just about strength, speed, and skills. Psychology, tactics, quick thinking, and the ability to handle pressure... these are all important factors."

"You two clearly look down on him, but also want to rope him in. If you end up unlucky, don't blame anyone."

"The third round was ridiculous! You two just talked for a while and gave him the big meteorite ice crystal..."

"It was the super-large meteorite ice crystal! Super-large!"

"Alright!" Zhao Ritian yelled. "Super-large! What did he do? We had to choose between two answers, and he just muddled through! Why give it to him?"

"Because I think he's better-looking than you guys!"

"Can looks be eaten?"

"Can being ugly be eaten?"

"Then you can't just give things to whoever is better looking!"

"The thing is in my hands, why should I decide according to your rules?"

"But it was originally mine!"

Pan Meifeng angrily said, "Originally? Originally, it was in the sky! Do you remember what you said to me from the start? Did you ever show any respect to me?"

Long Aotian stood up and leaned closer to Lu Chengwen. "What's going on?"

Lu Chengwen nodded. "It's starting to dig up old grudges."

Zhao Ritian: "I've been obedient since then!"

Pan Meifeng: "You've been obedient and still argued with me?"

Zhao Ritian: "But your rules aren't fair!"

Pan Meifeng: "I think you just think you're amazing and that if you don't win, it must be some conspiracy!"

Zhao Ritian laughed. "Well, if you think that way, I can't help it!"

Lu Chengwen shook his head. "You're an idiot."

Long Aotian was also shaking his head. "Even I know this is something you should never say."

Zhao Ritian finally cracked. "Senior, could you be reasonable?"

Pan Meifeng looked at him. "Zhao Ritian, I'm here to judge, not to reason with you."

Zhao Ritian felt like he had been struck by lightning.